Stafgidsog is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, two-faced manatee.

Stafgidsog created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stafgidsog, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Stafgidsog, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stafgidsog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Stafgidsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always store tomatoes above ground.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Never handle carbon while unclean.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.