Luntikab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, weak hedgehog.

Luntikab created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Luntikab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Luntikab, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Luntikab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Luntikab's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at midday.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Never jump near cats.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never feed lentils to birds while wearing white shorts.