Homjarndud Kemgarwabced is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, generous raven.

Homjarndud Kemgarwabced created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Homjarndud Kemgarwabced, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Homjarndud Kemgarwabced, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Homjarndud Kemgarwabced's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Homjarndud Kemgarwabced's Holy Commandments

1. Never record names.

2. Never feed lots of peanuts to great tits while wearing violet dresses.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.