Cubhabort is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, dishonest faun.

Cubhabort created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Cubhabort, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cubhabort, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cubhabort's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cubhabort's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach crossroads carrying clay.

2. Never talk about bats.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.