Renquillgam is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, prudent owl.

Renquillgam created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renquillgam, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Renquillgam, he will strike you with lightening.

Renquillgam's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Renquillgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Always remove coats before touching nickel.

3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

4. You must pray to Renquillgam three times a day.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.