Bellgupdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome duck.

Bellgupdiss created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Bellgupdiss, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bellgupdiss, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bellgupdiss' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bellgupdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Never allow mice to witness sacred rites.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.