Vidbessfenfon Rotpitkik Buddadhan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak faun.

Vidbessfenfon Rotpitkik Buddadhan created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidbessfenfon Rotpitkik Buddadhan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vidbessfenfon Rotpitkik Buddadhan, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Vidbessfenfon Rotpitkik Buddadhan's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Vidbessfenfon Rotpitkik Buddadhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Vidbessfenfon Rotpitkik Buddadhan loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never eat beans on fasting days.