Mipminnulgeb Logyik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish duck.

Mipminnulgeb Logyik created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mipminnulgeb Logyik, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mipminnulgeb Logyik, she will have a low opinion of you.

Mipminnulgeb Logyik's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Mipminnulgeb Logyik's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mipminnulgeb Logyik four times a day.

2. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

3. Never feed lemons to shrews while wearing trousers.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Mipminnulgeb Logyik in the centre of the settlement.