Kapkomgarsit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, thoughtless duck.

Kapkomgarsit created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapkomgarsit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kapkomgarsit, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kapkomgarsit's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Kapkomgarsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

2. Never mix spinach with ash.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

5. Never go into black rooms.