Yognaknel is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, selfish hare.

Yognaknel created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yognaknel, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yognaknel, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yognaknel's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Yognaknel's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

2. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Yognaknel on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

5. Never stain your legs with yellow.