Mutdutnur is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, witless swallow.

Mutdutnur created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Mutdutnur, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mutdutnur, it will think nothing of it.

Mutdutnur's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Mutdutnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must love Mutdutnur.

5. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.