Jigtalab is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciless ant.

Jigtalab created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigtalab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jigtalab, it will torture you forever.

Jigtalab's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Jigtalab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not hurt pigs.

5. Jigtalab must be the most important thing in your life.