Jamgutbem Mabbimarm is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, amazing wyrm.

Jamgutbem Mabbimarm created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamgutbem Mabbimarm, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jamgutbem Mabbimarm, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jamgutbem Mabbimarm's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Jamgutbem Mabbimarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never whisper while facing south.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not keep four swans in a large pit.