Dossinfig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent squid.

Dossinfig created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossinfig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dossinfig, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dossinfig's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dossinfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.

2. Never wear cyan tights.

3. Do not consume tomatoes at dawn.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about comets.