Cansinlog is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, conceited hippopotamus.

Cansinlog created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cansinlog, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cansinlog, it will turn you into a puffin.

Cansinlog's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Cansinlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas on fasting days.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Remain standing during prayer.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Cansinlog on top of all buildings.