Dabhotcum is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, awesome warg.

Dabhotcum created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabhotcum, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dabhotcum, she will turn you into a hamster.

Dabhotcum's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dabhotcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle nickel while unclean.

2. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Do not take Dabhotcum's name in vain.