Gemnancum is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, calm spider.

Gemnancum created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Gemnancum, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gemnancum, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gemnancum's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gemnancum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Always share peanuts with strangers, but never with monkeys.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near horses while wearing gray jumpers.

4. Gemnancum loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Do not travel during winter.