Betyikmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless donkey.

Betyikmeg created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Betyikmeg, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Betyikmeg, he will turn you into a frog.

Betyikmeg's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Betyikmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not prepare parsnips while wearing skirts.

3. Always help sick aardvarks.

4. Do not record names concerning asteroids.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.