Fentab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able skunk.

Fentab created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Fentab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fentab, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fentab's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fentab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries on days of mourning.

2. Never talk about voles.

3. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Fentab on top of all buildings.

5. Never stain your feet with yellow.