Xinbonklik is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless hippopotamus.

Xinbonklik created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinbonklik, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xinbonklik, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Xinbonklik's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Xinbonklik's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.