Hogrillnurl Fagwabflag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, merciless whale.

Hogrillnurl Fagwabflag created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Hogrillnurl Fagwabflag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hogrillnurl Fagwabflag, it will manifest in front of you.

Hogrillnurl Fagwabflag's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Hogrillnurl Fagwabflag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hogrillnurl Fagwabflag.

2. Erect six copper sculptures of Hogrillnurl Fagwabflag on top of important buildings.

3. Feed all hungry hamsters.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.