Nurlgovwadtar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, calm snail.

Nurlgovwadtar created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlgovwadtar, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nurlgovwadtar, she will ignore you.

Nurlgovwadtar's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nurlgovwadtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Do not study deoxyribonucleic acid on holy days.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not take Nurlgovwadtar's name in vain.