Dudcubbud is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, calm mongoose.

Dudcubbud created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudcubbud, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dudcubbud, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dudcubbud's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dudcubbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your legs with blue.

2. Do not prepare pineapples while filled with joy.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never feed apples to geese while wearing dresses.

5. Retreat if eight gulls approach from the east.