Flowliglim is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, emotional tortoise.

Flowliglim created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowliglim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flowliglim, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Flowliglim's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Flowliglim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after mites.

2. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

3. Always help whales.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Do not hurt porpoises.