Abfubsan Fedvilnan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient donkey.

Abfubsan Fedvilnan created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abfubsan Fedvilnan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Abfubsan Fedvilnan, he will turn you into a rock.

Abfubsan Fedvilnan's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Abfubsan Fedvilnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.

2. Hide if six rats approach from the west.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never think ill of sick turtles.

5. Do not prepare strawberries while filled with pride.