Cabsidnig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, competent lobster.

Cabsidnig created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cabsidnig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cabsidnig, she will laugh at you.

Cabsidnig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cabsidnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Do not prepare strawberries while wearing kilts.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near dolphins while wearing indigo trousers and balancing six silver spheres on your head.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not wear jumpers marked with black.