Gidjad Meglaklip is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, idiotic yak.

Gidjad Meglaklip created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Gidjad Meglaklip, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gidjad Meglaklip, she will turn you into a puffin.

Gidjad Meglaklip's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gidjad Meglaklip's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Do not fashion tools from silver.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.