Godrutnib is a god.

He takes the form of a large, effective crane.

Godrutnib created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godrutnib, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Godrutnib, he will send minions to preach to you.

Godrutnib's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Godrutnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Godrutnib in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never cross mountains at midday.