Quatmadcip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring swallow.

Quatmadcip created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatmadcip, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quatmadcip, he will manifest in front of you.

Quatmadcip's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Quatmadcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not record secrets concerning nebulae.

5. Do not cook food in pots.