Hakcussdadfudbog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful otter.

Hakcussdadfudbog created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hakcussdadfudbog, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hakcussdadfudbog, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Hakcussdadfudbog's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Hakcussdadfudbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never curse while facing north.

5. Do not drink alcohol.