Paktinrillsas is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest whale.

Paktinrillsas created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Paktinrillsas, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Paktinrillsas, she will send you a sign.

Paktinrillsas' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Paktinrillsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never approach mountains carrying clay.

2. Do not name children after monkeys.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.