Hampagrap is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, ill-tempered meerkat.

Hampagrap created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Hampagrap, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hampagrap, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hampagrap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hampagrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume beans at dawn.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Never mix wheat with blood.

5. Never speak aloud of signs.