Hithuglid Padgarrill is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, stupid bee.

Hithuglid Padgarrill created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hithuglid Padgarrill, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hithuglid Padgarrill, she will turn you into a hamster.

Hithuglid Padgarrill's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hithuglid Padgarrill's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always remove corsets before touching iron.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Always stare at clouds.