Satdidwod is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing aardvark.

Satdidwod created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Satdidwod, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Satdidwod, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Satdidwod's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Satdidwod's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to sloth.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Satdidwod must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not wear jumpers marked with yellow.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.