Himbisstaf Vognarman is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, astonishing goblin.

Himbisstaf Vognarman created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himbisstaf Vognarman, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Himbisstaf Vognarman, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Himbisstaf Vognarman's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Himbisstaf Vognarman's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in winter.

2. Never mix bread with blood.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

5. Never feed strawberries to sharks while wearing kilts.