Bisslabmif is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, dishonest wyvern.

Bisslabmif created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bisslabmif, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bisslabmif, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bisslabmif's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bisslabmif's Holy Commandments

1. Bisslabmif loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. Worship no other gods but Bisslabmif.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Do not record secrets concerning dwarf planets.

5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.