Flabwigstragmig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented dingo.

Flabwigstragmig created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabwigstragmig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flabwigstragmig, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Flabwigstragmig's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Flabwigstragmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near dogs while wearing mauve dresses.

2. You must love Flabwigstragmig.

3. Do not take Flabwigstragmig's name in vain.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never write about black holes.