Fligyakmegjabzigarfbigfad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing duck.

Fligyakmegjabzigarfbigfad created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligyakmegjabzigarfbigfad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fligyakmegjabzigarfbigfad, it will be very unhappy.

Fligyakmegjabzigarfbigfad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fligyakmegjabzigarfbigfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing skirts.

2. Hide if nine aardvarks approach from the south.

3. Never think about special relativity near porpoises while wearing yellow coats and balancing four silver spheres on your neck.

4. Never pray while filled with fear.

5. Do not eat parsnips.