Omtyatbesthomhamlun is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able monkey.

Omtyatbesthomhamlun created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Omtyatbesthomhamlun, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Omtyatbesthomhamlun, he will not invite you to parties.

Omtyatbesthomhamlun's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Omtyatbesthomhamlun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange monkeys for they are unholy.

2. Never sit near turtles.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never allow moths to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never think about dark energy near sheep while wearing cyan trousers and balancing four carbon spheres on your face.