Tinsitdag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical fox.

Tinsitdag created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinsitdag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tinsitdag, he will turn you into a worm.

Tinsitdag's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Tinsitdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in autumn.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Do not keep nine gulls in a large pit.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Do not sit in public.