Sigbuncem is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, humorless pigeon.

Sigbuncem created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigbuncem, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sigbuncem, she will not care.

Sigbuncem's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Sigbuncem's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with purple.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Never gather six ducks in one place.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.