Komstigbogzim is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, cheerful hyena.

Komstigbogzim created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komstigbogzim, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Komstigbogzim, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Komstigbogzim's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Komstigbogzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Komstigbogzim loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

3. Never feed onions to gulls while wearing mauve stockings.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.