Weg Vedflagban is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, selfish sheep.

Weg Vedflagban created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Weg Vedflagban, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Weg Vedflagban, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Weg Vedflagban's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Weg Vedflagban's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never look at nebulae.