Appcedmin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, slow meerkat.

Appcedmin created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appcedmin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Appcedmin, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Appcedmin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Appcedmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

2. Never speak at midday.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Do not take Appcedmin's name in vain.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near turtles while wearing fawn shirts and balancing six zinc spheres on your face.