Dodnillcin is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, competent hedgehog.

Dodnillcin created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Dodnillcin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dodnillcin, he will send minions to preach to you.

Dodnillcin's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Dodnillcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing children.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Never prepare limes during spring.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dodnillcin.