Renpoplatdut is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, kind fox.

Renpoplatdut created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Renpoplatdut, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Renpoplatdut, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Renpoplatdut's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Renpoplatdut's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Renpoplatdut on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about dark matter near horses while wearing blue dresses and balancing four zinc spheres on your arms.

4. Never think ill of sick pigs.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.