Karvigyart is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak cow.

Karvigyart created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Karvigyart, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Karvigyart, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Karvigyart's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Karvigyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

2. Always help sick dolphins.

3. Do not sprint at forests.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Karvigyart.

5. Always take life seriously.