Febmidhon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sage fairy.

Febmidhon created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febmidhon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Febmidhon, it will boil you in a big pot.

Febmidhon's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Febmidhon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry bats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not wear shirts marked with blue.

4. Never cross forests at midnight.

5. Always act with patience.