Wanrigdit is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, passionate wolf.

Wanrigdit created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanrigdit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wanrigdit, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wanrigdit's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Wanrigdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing coats.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near ducks while wearing green jumpers.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Never paint your feet yellow.