Pogpogquart is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, all-powerful cow.

Pogpogquart created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogpogquart, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pogpogquart, he will destroy your favourite star.

Pogpogquart's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Pogpogquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from tin.

2. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Always take life seriously.