Motcimgom is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, thoughtless walrus.

Motcimgom created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Motcimgom, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Motcimgom, she will try to impress you with trees.

Motcimgom's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Motcimgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Motcimgom.

3. Never allow monkeys to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.